Binding Agreement
- I, the undersigned,
bind myself totally and completely, without limit, to servitude to the
holder(s) of this Contract, hereinafter known as MASTER.
[The singular form of the word 'MASTER' is used throughout
this contract, though this word may apply to one or more persons delineated
below.] I acknowledge receipt of one dollar ($1) and other consideration
that to me is sufficient compensation.
- I certify that
I am at least 18 years old, am not now physically or mentally impaired
by influence of any drugs, including alcohol, or other reason where
I do not know what I am doing and am legally and mentally competent
to contract in my own name. I am signing this document of my own free
will, without coercion or pressure of any kind. No one has made any
promises, guarantees, warranties, or offered threats or inducements
of any kind to get me to sign this Contract.
- With full understanding
of the meanings and implications of this Contract, I specifically desire
and request the control delineated and the activities mentioned herein.
I specially desire and request Master to force me to comply if necessary,
using any means at MASTER's disposal without limit.
Interpretative Discussion
- I understand that
the Sixteenth Amendment prohibits slavery and involuntary servitude.
Nevertheless, for my own purposes, I desire to become and to be a dog.
I am signing this contract in an attempt to effect that status. I specifically
request the courts, the law and government not to interfere. I consider
any attempt by an outside authority to in any way limit MASTER's
rights and prerogatives under this Contract to be an unwarranted interference
with my constitutional right to privacy. I am of legal age and I am
legally an adult who knows what he is doing. I specifically want this.
In the strongest language I request the government not to "protect"
me from the consequences of this decision.
- I give up any
and all rights of any kind and description, except those specifically
outlined in this document. I specifically waive any and all protection
in law or equity, any constitutional rights or protections, and any
other rule or regulation that would in any way prevent MASTER
from having total control over every aspect of my life.
- I desire to be
placed in a position where I CANNOT change my mind. Recognising
that a government may not allow a totally irrevocable contract, no matter
how much I want one, I agree to the following clause, which, while not
making this Contract completely unbreakable, makes it extremely difficult
to break.
- This Contract
is irrevocable except as provided for in this paragraph only. First,
it can be cancelled at any time, without penalty, by mutual consent.
If MASTER does not give consent, MASTER
has the right to force performance in a court of law or equity or by
the use of physical means as outlined above. Second, it may be unilaterally
cancelled by MASTER at any time, with or without reason.
Areas of Control
- MASTER
has total and complete control in every area. Except for the limitations
below in the medical condition, drug, tobacco, alcohol and sex sections,
if any, I agree to MASTER completely, willingly, to the
best of my ability, at all times and in every way. I hereby totally
submit to MASTER without limit and without reservation.
I specifically request and authorise MASTER to use force
to compel my obedience, and I specifically request and authorise MASTER
to ignore anything I may say or do that might in any way be considered
a refusal or retraction on my part. By way of illustrating MASTER's
control, but not in any way to limit it, I delineate the following subset
of MASTER's rights, privileges, prerogatives, and abilities:
Geographical limits
- MASTER
has the right to limit my movements: to decide where I live, work, play,
etc. MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate my whereabouts
at all times. MASTER has the right to exercise this prerogative
by physically confining or binding me by any means MASTER
desires, with no limitations on time or method. I understand that if
restrained, the restraints are REAL and that I will
NOT be able to get free until MASTER desires
to release me, however long that takes.
Dress
- MASTER
has the exclusive right to dictate every aspect of my dress: to decide
what, if anything, I am to wear, when, and for how long. MASTER
agrees not to subject me to arrest for indecent exposure, but MASTER's
judgement will govern in all circumstances. MASTER has
the right to inspect me at any time, and in any situation.
Grooming and
Hygiene
- MASTER
has the right to dictate every aspect of my grooming and hygiene.
Hair.
- MASTER
alone determines what amount of body hair I have and where, what hair
style, from completely bald to as long as it can be grown, I wear and
so forth.
Bathing and
Washing.
- MASTER
has the exclusive right to dictate my washing, whether by HE HIMSELF,
or any designee, both me and my clothing. MASTER may dictate
the timing, place, method, and length of my cleansing.
Tattoos, Piercing,
Body Art, Branding.
- MASTER
has the exclusive right to dictate what, if any, body piercings,
tattoos, scarifications, brandings, or other body art modifications
I will receive. MASTER agrees to have these modifications
made by professionals trained in the specific areas concerned.
Eating and Sleeping.
- MASTER
will provide me with sufficient periods to eat and to keep me in reasonable
health. However, MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate
the place, time, manner and conditions of my eating, sleeping and drinking.
In addition, MASTER has the right to dictate what I eat
or drink.
Limitations
- The following
are binding limitations on the otherwise unconditional nature of my
service and MASTER's control over me. Except for the limits
in this section, there are none. MASTER is in complete
control and I hereby authorise and request MASTER to treat
me as if I were His own body and to do anything painful, harmful, or
helpful that he could legally do to himself.
Medical Condition
Limitation
- If I develop a
medical condition, such as allergy or diabetes, that dictates inclusion
or exclusion of certain foods and drink, specific exercise regimens,
scheduled medications, etc. MASTER agrees to abide by the limits
of diet, exercise , etc., as required to live with the condition.
Drug Limitation
- I agree, under
the strictest of penalties, not to use drugs in any form whatsoever
except for: a) over-the-counter medications administered or on orders
of MASTER, b) performance-enhancing or state-altering drugs ordered
by MASTER, and c) medicines prescribed by a doctor. MASTER
agrees to allow me to take prescribed medications on schedule.
Tobacco Limitation
- MASTER
will not force me to use tobacco if I am not a tobacco user. MASTER
does, however, have the right to bring me into establishments that allow
smoking, order me to serve Him or His friends tobacco products regardless
of my preference regarding personal use.
Alcohol Limitation
- MASTER
will not force me to use alcohol to such an extent that my health or
safety is endangered. He may bring me into establishments that allow
drinking or order me to serve Him or His friends drinks, or order me
to consume alcohol in moderation, regardless of my preference regarding
personal use. If I am to use alcohol, it will be only under MASTER's
direction as to time, place extent, type and method.
Sex Limitation
- This is NOT
a contract for sexual services. I shall NOT receive anything
of value for engaging in sex.
- I understand I
will engage in homosexual sex at MASTER's desire and direction.
I agree to do so fully, completely, willingly, and to the best of my
ability. MASTER will tell me where, when, with whom, and what
sexual activities to undertake. MASTER may also forbid me to
engage in sexual activities with any one other than Himself. Such activities
may include fetish, sad-masochistic, multi-person, and other activities
considered by some to be deviant. Except at MASTER's direction,
I agree to refrain from all sexual activity of every kind and description,
including self-gratification.
Work
- MASTER
may order me to perform physical duties on His behalf and may hire out
my labour without compensation of any king to me.
- I agree to serve
diligently, completely, and to the very best of my ability at all times.
All money received for any of my work shall be the property of MASTER.
Unless employed by a company owned by MASTER, no employer-k-employee
relationship exists between me and MASTER. MASTER is not
responsible for worker's compensation, social security (FICA/DHSS) or
other insurance's or taxes. I serve under this Contract for the compensation
already received, which is not, and is not to be construed as wages.
That I am not an employee can be demonstrated by the IRS test that I
cannot quit this Contract.
- MASTER
agrees to use necessary funds from my work to pay any personal bills
or obligations I may have had when signing this contract.
Health and Fitness
- I agree at MASTER's
direction to submit to every form of examination by health care professionals,
fitness experts, or others MASTER deems desirable. I agree to
submit to any treatment or course of regiment MASTER orders.
Penalties
- MASTER
may enforce His orders by physical, corporal punishment of various types.
I understand that, as one method of discipline, I will be spanked (paddled,
etc.) with hands or implements. I understand the spankings and whippings
are REAL. They WILL hurt, MAY leave marks on my body,
and MAY bruise. MASTER may enforce His orders by physical force:
in short, by MAKING me to do what He wants done. MASTER
may apply corporal punishment and/or force either for a lapse in my
behaviour , for a completely arbitrary reason, or for his enjoyment,
amusement, and gratification.
Hold Harmless
- I submit to this
Contract and to treatment hereunder entirely of my own free will and
volition and for my own reasons. I enter into this Contract solely and
entirely at my own risk. I, for myself, my heirs, my assigns, and all
other parties of any description, hereby agree to hold harmless, and
release from all liability of any kind, MASTER and all other
participants in these activities.
Assignment of Property
- By signing this
Contract, I transfer ownership and all rights to myself, all property,
real, personal, tangible, and intangible, and all copyrights, patents,
etc. which I now have, will become entitled to, or obtain by any other
means during the course of this Contract, to MASTER. MASTER
agrees to use any or all of such properties, copyrights, patents, etc.
to pay off any obligations or bills I may have had upon entering this
contract, and to use the remainder for expenses associated with my upkeep,
such as food, medication, clothing, etc. Upon termination of this contract,
MASTER agrees to return to me the unused portion of such property
or moneys.
Power of Attorney
- By my signature
below, I grant MASTER unlimited Power of Attorney to turn to
His own use and advantage all property described above and to effect
any legal transfers or paperwork of any kind and description; to give
consent to medical and other treatment: to execute contracts of any
sort in my name; to effect and to enforce all rights, privileges, and
conditions of this Contract; and to do anything in my name which I could
lawfully do without exception or limitation. MASTER may specifically
do things under this Power of Attorney which may be perceived to be
to His benefit. I desire that MASTER be free to exercise this
Power of Attorney without any conditions, bonds, oversight, restraint,
or interference of any kind. Also, according to the State I will be
living in, I will sign Power of Attorney in the form prescribed by law,
and have it registered with the County Clerks Office registry of documents.
- This and other
signed Power of Attorney lasts indefinitely from the date of my signing
the Contract below.
Model Release
- I hereby execute
an unconditional, unlimited, irrevocable, assignable Model Release in
favour of MASTER covering all pictures, films, video, audio,
public performance, and recordings of me of any kind, whether true to
life or manipulated in any fashion, and all associated material, including
promotional, either factual or fictional, used for any purposes whatsoever,
including commercial. I waive all rights to inspect the products before
or after use and waive my claims for embarrassment or mental distress
specifically and all other claims of any sort generally.
Other Provisions;
Severability; Assignability
- This agreement,
is covered by the laws of the State of Texas, and the State of California.
This statement not withstanding, I specifically desire none, or at least
the minimum amount of government interference in this contract. If any
part of this Contract is held to be invalid, the remainder stands as
written and the invalid part is changed as slightly as possible to give
MASTER as much latitude and as many rights and privileges
as possible. In a similar fashion, in any disagreement of Interpretation,
MASTER's desires shall prevail.
- MASTER
may assign this Contract to any other person or persons without my signed
consent.
- I have read this
Contract and have no questions. There are no other provisions.
Execution of
Document
Signature dog
: ____________________________ Date: _________________
Printed name :
___________________________________________________
Signature of Witness
#1_____________________ Date: __________________
Signature of Witness
#2 _____________________ Date: __________________
Signature of Witness
#3 _____________________ Date: __________________
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